Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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