almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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