how can u be prego again
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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