I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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