god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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