I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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