I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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