Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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