I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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