There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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