just tell him i said nine months
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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