dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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