I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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