Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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