Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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