even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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