New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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