What did we do last night that was yellow?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I would ride that face into the sunset
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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