People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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