You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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