I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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