3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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