she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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