Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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