porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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