You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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