If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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