so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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