It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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