I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
