He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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