OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My vagina just clenched in fear
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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