you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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