508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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