I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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