walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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