The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she peed on how many people?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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