Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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