your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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