Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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