What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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