well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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