FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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