I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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