can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish you could order shots online.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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