How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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