garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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