I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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