It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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