I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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