I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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