I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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