Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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