yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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